Day 12

Today is the monthly birthday celebration in the office. They have the world's largest chocolate cake in the conference room. I have never wanted anything so badly in my life! It is taking every ounce of willpower I have to stay at my desk and not go join in on the chocolatey celebration. I'm learning this month that chocolate tends to show up for free all over the damn place. I can't imagine why I bought so much of it when it seems to practically rain down from heaven for free! I think the universe is starting to consipre against me and one day next week I will wake up to find my refrigerator has emptied itself of milk and vegetables and replaced them with blocks of fudge.